Friday 27 January 2017

Daily Sun

3 hours ago
NO WORK, SEX ONLY!
    WAITING ON CORNERS: Every morning they are on the side of the road hoping to find odd jobs. Now some get picked up for a different kind of work. Photo by Joshua Sebola  ~ 
    THEY SIT at the side of the road hoping to get piece work – and they’re willing to do anything. 
    Mostly they get paid for gardening or cleaning. 
    BUT SOMETIMES THE JOB THEY ARE PAID FOR IS ANYTHING BUT GARDENING. 
    “When you get to the house of the lady who picked you from the other men, she will park the car and call you inside the house,” said one of the men who sits by the side of the R521 Dendron road in Polokwane, Limpopo.
    “Then suddenly she is all over you. This temptation is very hard for a man to resist, especially if you get paid for it.
    “It has been happening for more than two years now,” said a man who lives in Disteneng squatter camp.
    While back-breaking gardening work is worth about R75 or R150 an hour, taking care of the needs of rich, horny women from the suburbs of Polokwane is much more rewarding.
    The men claim that a man who is strong and good looking can make anything between R300 and R600 per hour.
    A job-seeker told Daily Sun after losing his job he started going to the side of the road, and getting more than he bargained for.
    “I have been to very many houses of these rich ladies.
    “I don’t mind because it puts food on the table for my kids,” he said.
    “It’s hard seeing your kids going to sleep on empty stomachs, and if there is a way to put food on the table for my kids, I do it.”
    Though they have wives who know they don’t have stable jobs, they don’t want their wives to find out.
    Petros Modiba (49) from Mmotong Wa Perekisi said things are not so easy for him.
    “You can see that I’m not young and not very good looking.
    “When I get picked up it’s for a real job that doesn’t pay much. I wouldn’t mind being picked to go bonk a rich woman on her bed.”
    A 47-year-old businesswoman known to Daily Sun said she always picks up men there.
    She said she heard about it from her friends at a party and decided to give it a try.
    “I don’t have time for relationships. Most men will exploit you in the name of love while the only reason they are with you is because of your money.
    “It’s better if I do it with someone who won’t want my phone number or have expectations. 
    I always avoid taking the same man as I’m afraid of attachment, so I choose a different guy every time.”
    She said some of the women are married and have husbands who travel a lot on business, or they are no longer interested or able to do the job in bed.

    Sunday Sun

    12 days ago
    KULI: OLDER MEN HAVE MANY ADVANTAGES


      South African journalist and television presenter Kuli Roberts. Photo by Gallo Images/The Times/Daniel Born  ~ 
      Did you read or hear, or see the 71-year-old man arrested at the end of a car chase after he had been caught having sex in public? When asked to stop, the old geezer sped off, only to be caught later. Of course, no one knows what happened to his lady. What a rockstar!
      When I read the story, I was turned on by the idea of the geezer, imagining how filthy he had been in his 60s and 50s. I wondered what he got away with during his 20s. Old men who look after their health to have stamina are so appealing!
      People were amused by the story, and some men wondered how he gets an erection – only because they struggle to rise to the occasion at 35. Others wanted to know where he gets his energy, for all that bonking in cars and car chases. They wonder – because they lack energy, thanks to excessive food and drink.
      I blame the drunk judge who smashed his car into a wall for the bad reputation old men have.
      Because some old men who look after their health are yummy.
      • They’re wise,eager to teach and are gentle. Falling in love with an older man has the following advantages: Unlike a young man who wants to devour you for 10 minutes then rush to Facebook, your old man will have starters and treat you like a seven-course meal.) 

      • Your G for Geriatric is not going to spend timetrying to be famous on social media or gossiping about his conquests.) 

      • They enjoy every second of life and don’t take it or you for granted. They’ll kiss each stretch mark.) 

      • The older gentleman has the advantage of beingeager to please you, learn your tricks and teach you what they were doing in the sack in the 60s.) 

      • Your older man won’t lie about his small penis,instead will compensate without making you feel like you have been around.) 

      • Yoga, good health, exercise and humour are hispriorities, so ignore the folk who says he might dietomorrow, forgetting a truck could hit them too.) 

      • A loving old geezer will never call you and ruin your peaceful day. 

      • He’ll give you space, and willnever call you drunk – he is respectful and grateful.) An older Romeo will never ask you for a loan. 

      • Men who leach on women are ridiculous and should wear sanitary towels on Thursdays. There’s no danger of that with a geriatric geezer as your lover.

      Look darlings, you have been cheated on and been lonely. Stop thinking you’re doomed.

      Go check out old age homes or Parliament. Old guys can only do it once a day – but take all day long to do it!

      Daily Sun

      10 days ago
      'DENY MEN SEX' – KENYAN MP!
         ~ 
        A FEMALE member of parliament in Kenya, Mishi Mboko, has reportedly urged women in opposition strongholds to deny men sex if they don't register to vote in the upcoming elections.
        Kenya's election commission yesterday began a national drive to register millions of new voters ahead of the August presidential poll, with rival parties encouraging their supporters to sign up on time.
        Kenyans were set to go to the polls on 8 August in what was believed to be a hard-fought general election decided in large part by the core support of candidates' ethnic constituencies.
        According to Standard, Mboko urged women to deny their spouses sex to force them to register to vote.
        Mboko said this while speaking in the coastal region of Mombasa where she handed out cheques to women and youth self-help groups.
        She said sex was a powerful weapon to make reluctant men rush to register as voters.
        "Women this is the strategy you should adopt. It is the best. Deny them sex until they show you their voter’s card," Mboko was quoted as saying. 
        http://www.news24.com/Africa/News/deny-men-sex-if-they-dont-register-to-vote-kenyan-mp-tells-women-20170117

        Daily Sun

        15 days ago
        SEX – JUST TO SURVIVE!
           ~ 
          WOMEN in drought-prone Southern African countries are resorting to survival sex and submitting to other exploitative behaviour in return for money and food, humanitarian organisations said.
          The El Nino induced drought is mostly affecting women and children, especially young girls who are dropping out of school due to lack of water and food.
          It is feared that such behaviour could worsen catastrophe in a region also severely affected by the scourge of HIV/Aids and rampant poverty.
          These are among the setbacks sparked by the worst drought in 35 years in the region, devastating the lives of 40 million people.
          Madagascar, Malawi, Mozambique and Zimbabwe have been the worst affected countries.
          “We have warned for months that this food crisis deteriorates by the day,” said Michelle Carter, deputy regional director for Care Southern Africa.
          Care is providing humanitarian aid and addressing poverty in the region.
          Carter said the region is now approaching the peak of hunger, but international funding still doesn’t match the enormous needs.
          So far, there is a funding gap of R7,5 billion to reach people in desperate need of assistance.“Without additional funding, we will see more people dying of hunger.
          “More children will suffer irreparable damage from malnutrition and die of preventable diseases,” added Carter.
          Several governments have declared national emergencies as the scale of the drought overstretches coping mechanisms. – CAJ NEWS

          News24

          15 days ago
          PRIEST THREATENS TO AXE WIFE FOR DENYING HIM SEX!


             ~ 
            A Zimbabwean Anglican priest, 65, threatened to axe his wife after he accused her of denying him his conjugal rights and of being "disrespectful", a report said on Wednesday.
            According to the Chronicle newspaper, this came to light when Father Climax Dewa appeared in court on Tuesday in Bulawayo for violating a peace order not to physically and verbally abuse his wife, Doris Dewa, 38.
            Doris had applied for a peace order against her husband last year, as she accused him of physically, emotionally and psychologically abusing her. The order was granted to in April.
            Father Dewa told the court during his appearance that his wife was a "gold digger". He also claimed that she was "disrespectful", adding that she also denied him his conjugal rights.
            "She is disrespectful and has become the man in my house. She no longer treats me as her husband as the case before," Dewa was quoted as saying.
            The magistrate advised the couple to seek counselling. In 2015, a pregnant woman reportedly stunned the court after she begged the magistrate to dissolve her marriage with her pastor husband, claiming that sex with him was “too much to bear”.
            Susan Mumpande, 32 at the time, said her marriage was not working because of her husband’s “bedroom tactics”, iHarare reported. 

            Daily Sun

            Last month
            FESTIVE SEX IS DANGEROUS!
              KZN MEC for Health Dr Sibongiseni Dhlomo has warned women not to contribute to a baby boom next year. Photo by Jabulani Langa  ~ 
              THERE will be a baby boom in September next year!
              That’s according to KZN Health MEC Dr Sibongiseni Dhlomo, who says the children will be the result of festive season sex.
              Dhlomo has warned the province’s young women not to become victims. He urged them to abstain from sex or use condoms.
              He revealed that figures collected between 2013 and 2015 showed that the province’s hospitals recorded more babies born in September than in any other month.
              “This means most mothers conceived their pregnancies during the December holidays.”
              Dhlomo expressed concern that of the one million babies born countrywide each year, 8% of them are delivered to teenage mothers.
              “It is no secret that during the school holidays and the festive season many young people may be tempted to experiment with new and dangerous things.
              “This includes substance and alcohol abuse and unprotected sex, which may have long-term effects on their lives.”
              Dhlomo’s final word to young people caught up in the excitement of the holidays was: “Pause and consider the consequences of your actions. Do not allow temporary fun during the holidays to disturb your progress in life.
              “If you have unprotected sex now, you’ll be a mother in September.
              “You might even contract a sexually transmitted infection or HIV.”

              Daily Sun

              Last month
              NIGERIAN ON SEX CHARGES


                 ~ 
                COPS nabbed him in a dirty brothel.
                And the suspect has appeared in court to face serious charges involving sexual offences and trafficking in persons.
                Charles Okopie (34) from Nigeria was detained by the Hawks last week in a pre-dawn raid on a building in Klerksdorp, North West. They charged him after getting a tip-off.
                The cops rescued 26 South African women and children between 14 and 37 years of age. They also took 19 men in for questioning.
                He will appear again next Wednesday to apply for bail.
                Captain Tlangelani Rikhotso of the North West Hawks told the People’s Paper: “He was arrested following a statement by one of the women, alleging his involvement in running a brothel.”